Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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