Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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