Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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