honey bunches of taint.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Two words: nipple clamps
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