matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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