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I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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