eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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