everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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