are you still at the devil's house?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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