Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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