i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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