you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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