we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
