Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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