marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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