I want to walk on stilts...naked
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Randomize
