I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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