The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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