Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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