And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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