I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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