no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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