are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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