I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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