Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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