Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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