It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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