The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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