He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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