Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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