quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
