We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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