I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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