Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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