Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My penis needs a shock collar
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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