im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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