please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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