I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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