I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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