do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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