how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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