Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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