nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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