there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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