sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Randomize
