I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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