Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
