Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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