Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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