the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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